Tuesday, April 27, 2004

the funny things you learn about yourself 

Here's my story.

I began my afternoon blog reading around 3pm. As usual I hit National Review's 'The Corner'. From 'The Corner' I followed a link to a news report concerning some pro-life George Washington University students who were injured while being forcibly removed from a John Kerry/NARAL rally after peacefully chanting a pro-life slogan. On the right side of that news report there's an ad for "Feminists for Life" with a woman's face. The woman looked like Patricia Heaton, who leads my MILF list. So via IM I ask Hei Lun if he knows anything about Patricia Heaton's political views. We follow some links, and we discover that Patricia Heaton is indeed very pro-life. Patricia believes:
"I find it impossible to subscribe to a philosophy that believes that the destruction of human life is a legitimate solution to a problem that is mostly social, economic and psychological," said Heaton. "In reality, most women 'choose' abortion because they believe they have no other choice."
(Ok, she's pro-life, but she's also a commie. That kind of makes up for it. Ed.)

The article about Patricia Heaton's opinions on abortion contain's a lengthy list detailing the "coalition of Hollywood celebrities" backing a pro-abortion march. So I read through the list, and a name really stuck out:
Salma Hayek
Marg Helgenberger
Isabella Hofmann
Helen Hunt
Amy Jo Johnson
Kathryn Joosten
Ashley Judd
Catherine Keener
Carole King
The Pink Ranger? The Pink Ranger supports abortion?

At that point I wasn't so worried that Amy Jo Johnson supported abortion (I'm pro-choice myself), what really worried me was that I instantly recognized Amy Jo Johnson as the Pink Power Ranger. That worry led to the following IM conversation between Hei Lun and I:
Nick (4:13:26 PM): Oh No, not the Pink Ranger!

The coalition of Hollywood celebrities backing the pro-abortion March includes: ...................................Amy Jo Johnson

Hei Lun (4:13:50 PM): so that's why her career went downhill
Hei Lun (4:13:58 PM): they're blacklisting her
Nick (4:14:18 PM): Should anyone be worried that I actually knew her AS the Pink Ranger?
Hei Lun (4:14:49 PM): she was in felicity too
Nick (4:14:57 PM): yeah but..... i never watched that
Hei Lun (4:15:09 PM): but you did watch the power rangers?
Nick (4:15:29 PM): when I was a kid
Nick (4:15:31 PM): yeah
Hei Lun (4:15:43 PM): who's the commie now?
Nick (4:15:52 PM): this isn't fair
Nick (4:16:12 PM): her career skipped right over the Poisin Ivy phase
Nick (4:16:39 PM): How dare she go straight to USA cable movies
Hei Lun (4:17:25 PM): i don't think being pro-life is conducive to doing porn
Nick (4:18:16 PM): Let me see if Alyssa Milano is on the list
Nick (4:18:39 PM): no
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