From the OpinionJournal.com's "Best of the Web Today - August 14, 2003" e-mail:
Some People Call Him Maurice
http://www.freep.com/news/latestnews/pm15862_20030813.htm
The antismoking fanatics have really gotten out of hand up there in Michigan, we thought when we read this headline in the Detroit Free Press: "Suspension Over, Smoker Reinstated at MSU." Is Michigan State really suspending students just for smoking? Maybe not. It turns out the headline refers to MSU quarterback Jeff Smoker, who is returning to the team just in time for the start of football season.
Then again, the article says Smoker was suspended for "substance abuse," and it doesn't say what substance, so it's possible Smoker is a smoker, or even a midnight toker.
