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Saturday, August 02, 2003

little known fact 


Q. Who's the only late night talk show host to have worked with the World's Greatest Heroes?

A. David Letterman of course, in Avengers Volume 1 #239.

From his website, the:
Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is Harboring Saddam Hussein

10. A lot of "Sorry about the deaths of your monstrous, sadistic sons" bouquets being delivered

9. His garage door used to be white; now it's white with a giant mural of Saddam Hussein

8. Mailman mistakenly puts "Deposed Dictator Monthly" in your box

7. He asks, "When are we having the Baath party -- I mean, the block party?"

6. You hear his television blaring "Queer Eye for the Fallen Dictator Guy"

5. The hourly deliveries of hummus

4. The Kurdish family across the street have really been on edge lately

3. He's in the yard chopping wood to build a beret rack

2. His last houseguest: Haitian dictator "Baby Doc" Duvalier

1. Floating in his swimming pool: an inflatable goat

Also not to be missed is the Top Ten Reasons Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Not Running For Governor of California.
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