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Thursday, October 16, 2003

not that anyone in Springfield votes... 


Eric Lindholm dissects the latest Democratic Presidential poll numbers: "Have you heard about Hypothetical Democrat? He/she is the man/woman to beat in 2004. Hypothetical Democrat hates fluorescent lights and rainy days, but loves small puppies."

Eric, you forgot one thing! Your analysis clearly shows that Ned Flanders is now the only man in America not eligible to declare himself a Democratic Presidential Nominee:
Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be something you hate. What about mosquito bites?
Ned: Mmm mmm! Sure are fun to scratch! Mmm! Satisfying!
Homer: What about, uhhhhh, florescent lights?
Ned: Oooh, they hum like angels! You're never lonely if you've got a florescent light!

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