Friday, December 05, 2003

Kerry go home 

Mickey Kaus is running a Kerry Withdrawal Contest to come up with the best excuse for John Kerry to gracefully quit the presidnetial race before he gets humiliated [Before?--Ed.]. This is my entry:

As a veteran who served our nation in combat in Vietnam, I know about losing battles. Just as our country was wrong in diverting our energy to Vietnam when we should be focusing on the Soviet Union, we Democrats should be focused on defeating Bush. And similar to how the North Vietnamese and the South Vietnamese were fighting each other, it would be counterproductive for Democrats to fight amongst ourselves. Instead, we should unify behind one candidate in our fight against Bush to prevent him from turning Iraq into a quagmire like it was in Vietnam. Therefore, this old soldier is withdrawing from the presidential race and calling it a day.
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