Unlucky AlIs Al Gore the unluckiest man on earth or what? First there was that Florida thing, which, whatever you might think about it, you'll have to agree that he lost thousands of votes because of the butterfly ballot, which he didn't and couldn't complain about because it was designed by a Democrat. Then recently, when he endorsed Howard Dean, that got pushed to the backburner because we captured Saddam a few days later. Since then Dean's momentum has pretty much been stopped, and his nomination looks less inevitable every day. Now today he's going to deliver a speech on global warming in New York when it's currently 8 degrees Fahrenheit. Even if his speech makes an airtight case, everyone will be focused on the fact that it's freezing cold outside. |